s is for secrets

[monomods]

Well hello, m'lovelies! With the number dwindling and horrible, horrible clues about the story behind Monobear's Home creeping toward the light of day, we mods have decided to bring back an old staple as far as motives go:

Secrets

 

In the past we've been pretty handwave-y as far as this motive, letting you guys do your own thing and so on and so forth. This time however we're doing things a little differently! 

Starting Tuesday (6/28), Monobear will pick the name of a surviving member of Monday's challenge's losing team at random and read their secret out loud to both sides. What we need from you all, the players, is this: give us your milk secrets. The comments on this post are screened so only the mod team will be seeing them so make them good, ya'll. 

Feel free to list multiple secrets for us to choose from but be aware we'll either go for the absolute worst or the most hilarious, there is no in between with us. Make sure your secrets are submitted by Monday night (6/27) at the latest! 

Comments

[beautifulmistakeofnature]

I gave up when my little brother needed me most and almost let him sacrifice himself for me.

[bedazzledbellybutton]

Everybody needs a friend.~

[wholovesorangesoda]

In an unexpected turn of events, it turned out that Kel Kimble was the one who put the screw in the tuna.

[tortellini]

"I actually sort of like Spongebob."

[rollingpins]

1: Muriel is jealous of the relationship between her husband and her mother-in-law. She would like nothing more than to see that women out of the picture for good.

2: Muriel's nephew is a very naughty boy who does very naughty things, and he likes being told that he is naughty. Muriel is a dirty enabler who enables him to be naughty.

EDIT: Here's videos to go along with the secret 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3txFgW6NS7k

[uasg]

Zoey K. Bunga is an alien who stole her sister's spaceship in order to spend spring break surfing on Earth.

[pectoralmutt]

Ren's secret? Well Ren's got a lot of secrets, but Ren's worst secret would be the time his friend Stimpy put a mind control helmet on his head to make sing the fucking Happy Happy Joy Joy song

Vegeta - CN

[boxer_brief]

-Vegeta beats his son on a near daily basis.
-Vegeta is deathly afraid of worms.
-Vegeta's really does consider Goku Kakarot his best friend.
-Vegeta actually likes his pink shirt.

[bloodisthicker]

Tarrlok learned bloodbending from his dear old dad, Yakone! Speaking of embarrassing family connections, his long lost brother...

Well, that's a spoiler even for him, upupupu!

[drownyoursorrows]

Lapis Lazuli was part of an alien invasion that was planning to destroy the earth thousands of years ago.

Lapis Lazuli once stole the entire ocean, nearly drowned two small children and maimed Steven's dad.

Lapis Lazuli once imprisoned an ally in a violent, unbearable soul-bond based on hatred at the bottom of the ocean for several months because they punched Steven in the face. YOU CHOOSE WHICH VIDEO IS WORSE one or two.

[trustyboomerang]

1.) I used to be a misogynistic, close-minded, egotistical idiot who hated the fact that my sister was a waterbender and the reason our mom died. I also hated that she was hopeful and optimist despite how horrible our lives were.

2.) I was forced to wear a dress and makeup because I made fun of the Kiyoshi Warriors.

3.) My best friends are a air bison and a flying lemur. Non-human wise.

[mastersofhisfate]

Vlad Masters is a half-ghost abomination who is obsessed with the idea of his unrequited love, to the point of stalking her and her son.

[luckyspots]

- When she was chosen, she botched her first mission putting Paris in even more danger, and was almost ready to hang in the towel over some low self-esteem, without fixing the mess she made when she didn't capture and purify the evil akuma.

- Even though she's a superhero, she's let her emotions get the best of her - refusing to watch over Chloe even though she knew she was in danger leaving it all up to Cat Noir simply because she'd had enough of the girl.

- In fact... she's also been the central reason that people around her have been akumatizeed countless times - including Copycat, the Evillustrator, Stone Heart, Antibug and Volpina.