shsl evil genius experiment

[prefersevilgenius]

SO GUESS WHO IS AS OF WEEK TWO RUNNING LOOSE IN OUR SUPER HIGHSCHOOL LEVEL TROPICAL PARADISE?



This is Experiment 199 aka Nosy. He generally works by snooping up into everyone's business and informing everyone ELSE of their secrets. In other words he's a shsl gossip.

As for why he's here now... well, since at the les amis meeting Heloise basically asked Jumba if he had anything with him that could get past the monobeasts and Jumba told Heloise he'd check for any dehydrated experiment pods he'd overlooked in his stuff... sadly, I couldn't resist. So I talked with the mods and we worked out something and which basically leads to, well, this.

Have one rogue experiment up in everyone's business. Ooops.

ANYWAY, if any of you guys want Nosy to uncover your character's deep dark secrets or just their embarrassing ones, you can put them here so the rest of the players will know what juicy gossip he's spreading. Also, feel free to NPC him for your own plotty purposes.

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[toheirishuman]

Clever/observant characters may have picked up on the fact that John very clearly has SOME kind of food allergy by now. Because if you've ever happened to see him in the restaurant for meals or picking up snacks in the supermarket, he's somewhat wary about what he eats. You know, checking ingredient lists and shit like that. Though it probably has nothing to do with counting calories because have you seen how many fruit snacks this kid goes through? Kind of a lot.

ANYWAY, long story short, now everyone will know for sure: if John eats peanuts, he'll die. ty for that, Nosy, you've been a big help in ensuring John's survival on the island.

As for embarrassing secrets: John's first kiss was with a dead body, and he is a single, unwed, teenage father of eight he once made eight babies.

AS A NOTE THOUGH...bringing up either of those last two to John will result in him giving an explanation. These aren't actually things that he would keep secret, it's just that without the proper context, they're really embarrassing. As far as the kiss goes, it's basically just your generic, fictional, magical ~kiss of life~ deal. The one about the babies, though, involves copious amounts of Homestuck explanatory bullshit. Just figured I would give a head's up in case people didn't want to deal with that. It's fortunately easy enough to avoid. If you want to talk ectobiology though, by all means, ask him about his kids.