shsl evil genius experiment

[prefersevilgenius]

SO GUESS WHO IS AS OF WEEK TWO RUNNING LOOSE IN OUR SUPER HIGHSCHOOL LEVEL TROPICAL PARADISE?



This is Experiment 199 aka Nosy. He generally works by snooping up into everyone's business and informing everyone ELSE of their secrets. In other words he's a shsl gossip.

As for why he's here now... well, since at the les amis meeting Heloise basically asked Jumba if he had anything with him that could get past the monobeasts and Jumba told Heloise he'd check for any dehydrated experiment pods he'd overlooked in his stuff... sadly, I couldn't resist. So I talked with the mods and we worked out something and which basically leads to, well, this.

Have one rogue experiment up in everyone's business. Ooops.

ANYWAY, if any of you guys want Nosy to uncover your character's deep dark secrets or just their embarrassing ones, you can put them here so the rest of the players will know what juicy gossip he's spreading. Also, feel free to NPC him for your own plotty purposes.

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[monobun]

WELL DANGERANG, LET'S GET SOME GOSSIP GOING

Embarrassing Monomi secrets: She can't write, she has a whole lot of Usami merchandise meant for everyone that never got passed out and she still plans to give it all out somehow.

[holocast]

So.

This is the motive.

And Lysandre has just told Archer that he has a weapon designed to do exactly that, as well as the fact that interdimensional travel is entirely possible in his world.

You put the rest together.

[toheirishuman]

Clever/observant characters may have picked up on the fact that John very clearly has SOME kind of food allergy by now. Because if you've ever happened to see him in the restaurant for meals or picking up snacks in the supermarket, he's somewhat wary about what he eats. You know, checking ingredient lists and shit like that. Though it probably has nothing to do with counting calories because have you seen how many fruit snacks this kid goes through? Kind of a lot.

ANYWAY, long story short, now everyone will know for sure: if John eats peanuts, he'll die. ty for that, Nosy, you've been a big help in ensuring John's survival on the island.

As for embarrassing secrets: John's first kiss was with a dead body, and he is a single, unwed, teenage father of eight he once made eight babies.

AS A NOTE THOUGH...bringing up either of those last two to John will result in him giving an explanation. These aren't actually things that he would keep secret, it's just that without the proper context, they're really embarrassing. As far as the kiss goes, it's basically just your generic, fictional, magical ~kiss of life~ deal. The one about the babies, though, involves copious amounts of Homestuck explanatory bullshit. Just figured I would give a head's up in case people didn't want to deal with that. It's fortunately easy enough to avoid. If you want to talk ectobiology though, by all means, ask him about his kids.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Veronica is, by nature of her very existence, very secretive. Never really explaining things in full, and giving half answers and the like. Which is why some of those secrets are going to be revealed!

Everyone is going to get the rumor that Veronica is also a master assassin and not just a bodyguard.

As for embarrassing: Veronica got a hickey from her sister Fran once, and She's deafly afraid of ghosts. The first will get a full explanation, because SO OUT OF CONTEXT OH GOD YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. The second will receive a slightly less panicky, and more coherent explanation, which might not be better.

[notahappyending]

Sam's existence is pretty much SO, YOU WANT ALL OF THE SAD SECRETS THAT WILL BREAK YOUR HEART BEING TOLD, RIGHT. Because that is what it is, so the rumors won't be embarrassing as much as "horribly tragic".

First one is that Sam's sister is dead. His sister is the most important person in his life, and her death is something he feels great guilt over - heck, it's even the reason why this week's motive doesn't matter that much he cares more about her than the destruction of the world, seriously.

The second one is that Sam tried to kill himself back home. The truth around this is actually more complicated than you think, and if you ask him about it he will a) get kind of angry/upset and b) lock himself in his cabin/the library until you stop asking about it. The last one is that Sam is afraid of fire. He won't explain this at all, and will just shake it off as just one of those fears that is just...there. YEAH SO NO EMBARRASSING SECRETS HERE only sadness now. ;_;

[yourpiecenow]

madison's killed like six people. that's fun.

also, she has a heart murmur. not fun.