welcome to the hotel monofornia (such a lovely bear, and he's everywhere)

[monomods]

Goooooood day, darlings, and welcome to Dangan Roleplay Round 3! You survived the reservecopia and app process to land a spot in Hotel Murder for the next few weeks. We mods are ecstatic to see old and new faces among our cast this time around so let's get this show on the road!

The game is set to begin on Monday (6/15) with a mingle log where characters will wake up in their own personal hotel rooms with no memory of how they got there and a shitty stuffed animal telling them to go off each other to go home. How fun!

But before we send you all off to the Hotel Monofornia, let's get to know each other a little better, shall we? Feel free to use this post to introduce yourselves as players, plot with each other, screech incoherently, wonder what your characters did to deserve this, the whole nine yards. And don't forget to leave your contact information, should you want to give it! AIM, Plurk, what particular shorthand you use when sending out messenger pigeons, whatever's good for you.

Once again, thank you all for being here and welcome to Dangan Roleplay!

Comments

[greatestcool]

❝ ...if blood and screams in splatter horror had been at least a little more realistic, he wouldn't have become a homicidal maniac. ❞

Hi guys! My name is Redd, I was here in rounds one and two as Frank Archer and I'm swapping out one crazy person for another! I'll be playing Ryuunosuke Uryuu from Fate/Zero! Ryuunosuke is surprisingly not a raver (never trust the gifs), but he is an artist! Why, you could even say he's the Super High School Level Sculptor! Now you might be wondering why Ryuunosuke's covered in blood in those gifs up there. Well that's a funny story, because Ryuunosuke's not a normal artist. See, he doesn't care for traditional mediums because they're boring. In fact, he's not even really all that big on art, he's just interested in killing people and doing cool things with the bodies. Did I mention that he's a serial killer? Whoops.

Ryuunosuke's entire existence can be summed up with this hideous abomination. He really likes everything cool. His definition of "cool" does not match up with a sane person's. He's a hot mess.

That said, since Ryuunosuke is absolutely awful, I completely understand if you don't want to thread with him. I have a permissions post set up over here if you'd like to let me know what you're comfortable discussing with him. I will be defaulting to only discussing murders and not the terrible things he does with the bodies unless you specifically tell me that it's alright (and even then the comment will have warnings in the header). If you don't want to tag with Ryuunosuke at all that's fine as well! You can let me know in the permissions post and I'll never tag your character.

Finally, Ryuunosuke's in room #117! If you want to plot or talk about CR or anything you can add me on plurk at pokerap! Thanks for reading all this and I can't wait to play with you guys! \o/

[mopocalypse]

I think it's just a thing now that my characters always get roomed next to the biggest red flag in the cast. Sup.

[greatestcool]

I'M SO SORRY IN ADVANCE.....

but hey you never know, maybe Ryuunosuke will behave himself!!

(laugh track)

[mopocalypse]

first Bill and now this

IF YOU TURN SOMEONE'S INTERNAL ORGANS INTO STREAMERS FOR YOUR PARTY, EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW IT WAS YOU, YOU KNOW

[greatestcool]

OH COME ON HE CAN TOTALLY GET AWAY WITH IT ONCE!!!

SCULPTOR IS A VERY VAGUE TITLE YOU KNOW!!!

(I'm so sorry)

[kurechin]

i have heard naught but good things about your ryuunosuke and i am so fucking excited to play off him holy christ

[greatestcool]

Ahh, thank you so much! I'm really looking forward to playing him in game, THE HYPE IS REAL, etc.

[callbacks]

WHEN I SAW RYUUNOSUKE IN THE RESERVES I SCREAMED LAUGHING

This is going to be a trainwreck

[greatestcool]

I'M SO GLAD \o/

And yes it is, it's going to be awful and I can't wait!!

[callbacks]

Dave too enjoys "cool" things

Not CHILD MURDER, but hey, they can bond over dead things in jars, maybe

[itsabelle]

What do you mean don't thread with him? All the awkward relationships ever...

[greatestcool]

THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE AWKWARD AT ALL.......

I'm so sorry in advance.

[itsabelle]

You are alll good.

[alienf_cker]

>room 117
>looks at room 116

[sweats]

[greatestcool]

HELLO NEW FRIEND c: c: c:

[alienf_cker]

this is it this is how i die

[washingawaysins]

...I just realized Ryuunosuke and Wash are next door neightbors, oh good god. THIS SHOULD END WONDERFULLY.

[greatestcool]

WAIT HANG ON HOW MANY NEIGHBORS DOES HE HAVE

Haruka and Lavernius have both said they're his neighbors too o:

[washingawaysins]

I MIGHT BE FUDGING IT BECAUSE HOTEL LAYOUTS ARE WEIRD but in any case they'll be very near each other since Wash is 115.

[mutantkoalabff]

maybe he, like archer, will grow a single solitary feeling!

or maybe we'll be fucked

STOKED TO PLAY WITH YOU you're going to probably get judged by a small teenage girl, be sure to creep her out in all ways possible

[greatestcool]

HE HAS SOME FEELINGS THEY'RE JUST ALL AWFUL and/or very fake um

BUT HE CAN DO THIS he's very good at creeping people out \o/

(I'm sorry about him)

[mutantkoalabff]

As soon as I saw the quotes around "sculptor" I knew what I was in for this will be so very fun

[lemonscarf]

I feel like we should put together a betting pool of how long it takes this guy to totally break his cover and for everyone to realize what a disaster he is.

HI, REDD, THIS IS SILVIE AND I'M EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOU AGAIN

[greatestcool]

IF HE MANAGES TO GO THE FIRST WEEK WITHOUT IT BEING OBVIOUS I'LL BE SHOCKED TBH...

Hi Silvie! I'm excited to play with you again too! I'm completely canonblind to Ryoji SO THAT'S GONNA BE FUN \o/

[lemonscarf]

jfc ryuunosuke CALM DOWN ABOUT MURDER...

Oh man, that's awesome. I am sort-of canonblind to Fate? I've played Extra and I have absorbed other stuff through friend osmosis, so I'm really excited to see Kayneth and Ryuunosuke in action!